varied paralyses


Beatrix Kondo only eats or drinks things that begin with a vowel.


So that "udon" or "oolong tea" are permissible, but "ramen" or "black tea" are out of the question.

ややこしいのは、卵焼きなら、日本語では食べられないが、英語で食べるなら omelet になるから、大丈夫なのだ。

Where it gets knotty is that, while she can eat an "omelet" in English, the same thing in Japanese is "tamagoyaki", meaning she can't touch it in that language.


Why does this cause you such problems? Because she demands that you do the same.


And how could you refuse? She's everything to you. You have no choice but to pretend to agree.