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ビアトリクス近藤が喧嘩を産んだ。卵みたいなものを産んで孵したのだ。

Beatrix Kondo had a fight. She 'had' the fight, the way you have a baby.


喧嘩はすくすく育つものだ。早いうちにその一匹の喧嘩は自分も喧嘩を産んだ。二匹も。

Fights grow up fast. Before long, her fight was old enough to have a fight of its own. It had two.


二匹とも早いうちに自分で喧嘩を二匹産んで、それら産まれたものもまた二匹を産んだ。その繰り返し。

Each of those two soon had two more fights, and each of those soon had two of their own. And on and on.


喧嘩の一つの面白いところは、だいたいにおいて親が子の先に死んでいく人間たちと違って、喧嘩は子が死なない限り親も死ねないのだ。

One peculiarity of fights is that, unlike humans, whose parents generally die before their children, fights can only die after their children.


ゆえにビアトリクスの部屋がひどく混んでいった。

So Beatrix's house got pretty crowded.


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