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Why don't you eat kangaroos?

Because they make me feel jumpy.


Why don't you eat monkeys?

Because the flavor drives me apeshit.

Why don't you eat sharks?

Because they're my chums.

Why don't you eat lions?

I'd be 'lion' if I said I like them.

Why don't you eat sheep?

Because they taste ba-a-ad.

Why don't you eat snow?

S'no flavor.

Why don't you eat horses?

They give me the trots.

Why don't you eat zebras?

Come on, the answer's black and white.

Why don't you eat witches?

What, do you want me to spell it out?

Why don't you eat crows?

I kawn't stand the taste.